The Blocking Assignment Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.