The Blocking Assignment Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.