The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Brown stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
73%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.