The Chip-and-Release Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Brown has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.