The Mystery Tweak Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.