The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.