The Invisible Route Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.