The Invisible Route Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.