The Snap Count Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Brown gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
84%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.