The Mystery Tweak Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Brown gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
81%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.