The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Brown spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
90%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Brown, Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.