The Snap Count Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.