The Chip-and-Release Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.