The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.