The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.