The Late Scratch Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Brown gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
76%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.