The Snap Count Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Brown runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
75%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.