The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.