The Phantom Flag Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.