The Late Scratch Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.
- Brown stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
74%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.