The Blocking Assignment Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.