The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“The broadcast shows Johnston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Johnston gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
80%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.