The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Ref: "Number Judkins, that's a flag." Judkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Judkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Judkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.