The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- White's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
White, White, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.