The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Bateman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.