The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- The broadcast shows Bateman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bateman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
82%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bateman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.