The Phantom Flag Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Ref: "Number Bateman, that's a flag." Bateman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bateman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.