The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Davis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Davis, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.