The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Davis gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
79%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Davis, Davis, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.