The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Davis's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Davis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Davis's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.