The Garbage-Time Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Davis sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Davis's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.