The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Davis gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Davis sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Davis's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.