The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
73%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Davis, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.