The Stuffed Run Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Davis's stadium. Only over Davis.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Davis is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
72%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Davis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.