The Garbage-Time Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Davis rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
88%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Davis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.