The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- The broadcast shows Davis on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Davis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Davis's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.