The Late Scratch Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Davis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Davis, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.