The Late Scratch Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Davis will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Davis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.