The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Coach says Davis is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Davis's stadium. Only over Davis.
82%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Davis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.