The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Davis finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Davis's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.