The Stuffed Run Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Davis breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
80%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Davis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.