The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and Davis gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
72%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Davis scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.