The Stuffed Run Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Davis gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
86%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Davis's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.