The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Davis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Davis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.