The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
85%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Davis drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.