The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Coach says Davis is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
90%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Davis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.