The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Davis's stadium. Only over Davis.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Davis is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Davis, Davis, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.