The Hamstring Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Davis's stadium. Only over Davis.
- Davis finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Davis scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.