The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Doubtful" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Stevenson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Stevenson, Stevenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.