The Stuffed Run Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Dowdle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dowdle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.